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Enemy Demotivational Poster


MEMORY -


TAGS: memory enemy
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - March 8, 2012, 8:25 am
What Was That ?
CloudchaserS - March 7, 2012, 9:03 am
The real problem is obsessing about bad thoughts. For example, worrying about whether or someone we upset years ago is still mad at us.


DEFIANCE -


TAGS: no chance for the enemy
Rating: 4.21/5

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8amdriveby - April 10, 2015, 12:23 am
Obviously were doing ok since,reportedly, your violent crime rates were 8 times higher than ours in 2011 https://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2013/09/11/uk-violent-crime-rate-eight-times-higher-than-the-us/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 11:02 pm
Everyone invaded the U.S and went to Woodstock. They took a ****tail of s*ds home with them and infected the earth. :)
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 10:17 pm
What about the 60's?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2014, 9:30 pm
The British invaded Washington and burned the White house in 1814. They retreated after a storm.
observingthisplanet - January 22, 2014, 8:11 pm
Be nice. Remember that America had to make and ship rifles over to England during world war 2 because of your "gun free policy". You should also remember That the USA has never been invaded and has only been occupied once. And we kicked their a$$...
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:12 pm
Heh, compost……nowwwww yer gettin’ somewhere. No argument....wait, Greeny? Shyt, thought you were Lister.
Greeny - October 25, 2013, 7:48 pm
Don't you mean compost?
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 6:40 pm
Lister, work with me here. If yer gonna banter, please make it at lease semi-interesting….and do yer best to generate a pertinent point. You’ve either lost me or I took a nap at ‘fries’. (I’m less than 500 days from retirement).
Lister - October 25, 2013, 5:20 pm
Lol, dude, the only thing you need to remember to ask is 'do you want fries with that'
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 8:30 am
Dang. Nitwits are inbreeding again. Now where’s my fly swatter. Smat smat smat. Heh heh.
Lister - October 25, 2013, 4:44 am
See, the only problem with arming bears or whatever the hell the 1st, 2nd or 3rd amendment says is; you let psycho's have them, clever move guys lol. Hows the kids?, safe enough in school?, better phone and check eh?
GaryO - September 28, 2013, 6:30 pm
Good thinkin’, Al. Butcha gotta admit, still a bit of a sport. It’s like puttin’ out a salt lick for a deer and gettin’ a wart hog. Not whatcha want, but yet purdy good eatin’ if ya field dress it right.
Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:59 pm
Dude, don't feed the trolls.
GaryO - July 12, 2013, 10:11 am
Wouldn’t trade it fer yer tea sippin’ scone munchin’ lifestyle for the world. Glad we ran yer sissy ‘military’ off a couple hundred years ago. In other words, it’s worked out just fine.
jdmofo - July 12, 2013, 9:20 am
Here in Britain we have virtually no guns and coincidentally there are virtually no shootings. In the US you have the right to bear arms, how's that working out for ya?
nicholsjoshua15 - May 4, 2013, 12:39 am
If you don't know how to maintain, load, shoot, and aim a pistol you're lacking an important parenting skill.
Bolverk3778 - March 20, 2013, 5:57 pm
The most lethal weapon on the planet, A mother defending her children!


BEHIND ENEMY LINES -




SMILES -


TAGS: pzy smile enemy poison drink
Rating: 4.71/5

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CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 5:11 am
30 years from now, that movie will still be funny *tailwags*
gas - September 22, 2011, 1:13 pm
the princess bride? I thought the same xD
CloudchaserS - September 22, 2011, 11:39 am
I challenge you to a battle of wits. One of these glasses has poison in it.


SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.




BREAKDANCE DIVISION -


TAGS: dance war nazis enemy
Rating: 2.68/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:18 pm
This picture can't be improved on... HOF poster "Halt"


UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


US ARMY - "For thou hast been a shelter for me, and a strong tower from the enemy" Psalm 61:3




TANKERS.. - We destroy more stuff in seconds than an Infantry Squad can in a week!


TAGS: tankers engaging enemy fallujah iraq
Rating: 4.56/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 10:51 pm
Hey Batman ~ got any more of these winners? 5Lions


ENEMY AT THE GATES -


TAGS: enemy
Rating: 4.82/5

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MONEY -




GIRL INTERRUPED -




AND IF I RUN OUT OF AMMO - I can still hit the enemy with this baby




Conference room tactics -


TAGS: know the enemy
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - August 11, 2013, 12:36 am
Mock all ya want...anything tastes great with 5L of sugar coating it!
Greeny - August 10, 2013, 4:52 pm
They're great with Mayo, but not so great with Gravy... just ask Moo+


ENEMY AT THE GATES -


TAGS: enemy
Rating: 4.88/5

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ALCOHOLIC -




ANGER & PAIN -




VICTORY IN WAR - Because there is no greater glory than raising your flag over your slain enemy.


TAGS: war victory usmc marines glory slain enemy
Rating: 3.03/5

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Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:07 pm
ok ok thats enough please WW2 Was years ago as for this "debt" we still owe the US id like to remind you that most british casualties in the gulf war was from US friendly fire debt paid in blood we are even now lets forget this and focus on the terrorists
Mark - March 30, 2009, 9:23 am
"evaded"??? Do you mean avoided? Do you mean Roosevelt knew? Do you mean that the US policies forced Japan into the attack? Are you one "who cares?" Your comment is pointless unless you clarify what it is you're babbling about.
Cwalda - March 30, 2009, 5:40 am
Guessing how would WW2 end without US is pointless. A lot of things would be a lot different. On the other hand, everyone (who cares) know that Pearl Harbor could be evaded.
Mark - January 22, 2009, 4:36 pm
It doesn't take balls to sacrifice every man, woman, and child in your country. It takes balls to sacrifice yourself for every man, woman, and child in your country. A lot of good men on both sides proved that they had real serious balls.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:27 pm
The Japanese were willing to sacrifice every man woman and child in their country. That takes serious balls.
rerun - January 14, 2009, 1:57 pm
xx needs to brush up on his history - Japan attacked the US, not the other way around
Mark - January 14, 2009, 1:39 pm
If it wasn't for the US in World War II, chances are you wouldn't be here saying stupid **** like that. Just say thank you and move along.
barockeva - January 13, 2009, 1:14 pm
Real honor, the Japanese had it.
randomDood - December 28, 2008, 11:12 pm
Uh... xx, Japan wasn't "a little country" in WWII, dumbass. They were a facist superpower (not to mention suicidal).
xx - December 28, 2008, 7:44 pm
in usa way! go, attack a little country, and admire how great you are..... and if you lose-pretend it wasnt a war! just like in vietnam!
WTFO - November 23, 2008, 12:14 am
HooRah!


My Own Worst Enemy -




THE TREES -




Dancing With Wolves -


TAGS: dancing *** enemy marriage dating
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 11, 2014, 10:50 pm
LMAO. Thank you :)
GaryO - July 11, 2014, 9:16 pm
Well, that does it. That cartoon wench has turned me into a horn dog…..’scuse me...........well, shyt. I’ve got the attention of a gold fish. Rather unnerving. Dang thing keeps starin’ at me.


HE IS US -


TAGS: enemy calendar gravity face
Rating: 5/5

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carebear - March 15, 2012, 5:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)


Persona Non Grata -




THE LESSER KNOWN -


TAGS: enemy don t give a ****
Rating: 4.69/5

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motifayk - February 2, 2013, 12:11 pm
I sat on that pic for days - I still think it could have been better - thanks anyway.
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:22 am
Great pic and great follow up subtitle. 5Ls


Enemy popsicles -


TAGS: enemy popsicle turban q tip glare
Rating: 3.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 12:45 pm
Actually, they're Rajasthanis, from an area of India only 8% Islamic. Unlikely to ever by "enemies".
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:38 am
For whatever reason, it conjurs up an image of a ring of cavemen...teehee.


RESPECT YOUR ENEMIES -


TAGS: saddam enemy iraq death brave
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hawamleh - November 22, 2011, 12:59 pm
dude when the mods say cut it out, we cut it out.
TWOEDGE - November 21, 2011, 7:58 am
And will someone please tell the Kurdish people of Iraq that nerve gas is not a weapon of mass destruction. I’m glad he was tried by his own people. ;)
TWOEDGE - November 21, 2011, 7:55 am
Would you say the same for Charles Manson? Saddam Hussein used nerve gas on the Kurdish people in Iraq (Halabja massacre or Bloody Friday) and still remains the largest chemical weapons attack directed against a civilian-populated area in history.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 3:46 am
Stop this line of conversation.
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 11:47 pm
I'm Not Saying Anything, Just Beware Those You Consider Innocent.I Dont Think Him A Hero, Most Arabs Do. But I Respect him, This POster Is Not About Politics, It Is About How We Should Respect Everyone. ****s or Not.
GreyScorpion - July 2, 2010, 7:13 pm
sounds like you can continue this discussion over at Politifake. No more discussion on this poster.
forseti - July 2, 2010, 7:05 pm
Well Haw, even there was no reason for the war(Saddist Hussein had no WMDs like it was told), Saddam executed many innocent. If that is your image of a hero, you're wrong at motifake(and probably even at politifake). Sounds like Stockholm syndrome to me.
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:45 pm
To Each his Own, You May Call Me Ignorant, where do you get your info from Cnn? I was there..
egg - July 2, 2010, 4:25 pm
He had plenty of time to contemplate the way he would face death when he was cowering in his spider hole, or in court listening to his victims' families testify.
Mongo - July 2, 2010, 3:57 pm
It's nice to see the historically ignorant defending this clown.....he killed untold thousands and died the death of a scoundrel. Nuff said.
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 3:50 pm
To You he is a tyrant, to most of us he is a hero..
forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:02 am
I disagree. Respect to any man who rule wise and fair, even he never has to face death this way...


PTSD -


TAGS: ptsd military army marines enemy
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 17, 2015, 11:42 pm
I'm a vet, but do not have PTSD. I see a lot of military folks here in Afghanistan that do though. Tragic.
mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 7:53 pm
GB! Sorry to hear you're over there. Favorite Redhead just returned. Hope you're back REALLY soon!!!! Chronic PTSD sucks. You just learn to enjoy life anyway and find ways to contain it. There is no cure. 5L and biiiig hugs to all my fellow sufferers!!
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:50 am
Deep and true. And yet I don't want to delete those memories. On the other hand, there's a really quick and easy way to do it. Anyway, the one time I want to give something a rating, and they're gone, there's nothing to click on. I'd give a 5 if I could.
GaryO - September 27, 2015, 2:54 am
I know it well...5L
Greybeard - September 27, 2015, 12:25 am
I see it everyday here in Afghanistan.
Greybeard - September 27, 2015, 12:24 am
Thank you.
MissPriss - September 26, 2015, 11:52 pm
Don't even know what to say...you put in words exactly how I struggle. 5L
lgvernon - September 26, 2015, 11:54 am

A million 'I know exactly what you mean' FIVES. Semper FIVES~~and a hug.


"Destroy that which tries to destroy you" -


TAGS: when you re your worst enemy
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 28, 2016, 11:12 am
I'm my own worst enemy from time to time, but when someone is doing themselves in day in, day out? Its hard to watch.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 9:05 am
About 80% of the people I know don't know they're doing it refusing to change their course despite repeated warnings.


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